OMG I so HAVE to share cuz I'm seriously peeing myself thinking back to this morning!
Being me totally ROCKS! Maybe cuz I'm such a damn DING DONG half the time! My life is so random!
So I'm sitting at my local Target Café wolfing down popcorn with my kid when I accidentally miss my mouth and drop said salty goodness down my shirt! Not like down to my belly button or noffin... just kinda between my boobs!
No big right?! Wrong!
It would seem as though...
1) looking down one's T in a public place to retrieve snacks
2) eating the rescued treats like it's no big deal
...is NOT ACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR! LMAO
I know this now cuz the man sittin at the table across from me SPAT out soda while his colleagues smirked at me all flirty faced!!!
Oops!!! Got it, BAD MANNERS!
But oddly enough, this faux pas got me thinkin...
I really DO live in a funtime bubble! (AKA Superchickland!!!) While some might have been mortified, I burst out laughing, shook my head and smiled! Who cares!!!
Cuz come on, it was totally FUNNY!!!
Or maybe... readjusting the girls after the fact is what caused such a stir?! (wink)
I thought I had class... I don't!