Friday, March 4, 2011

Chick Chat ~ I thought I had class... I don't!

OMG I so HAVE to share cuz I'm seriously peeing myself thinking back to this morning!
Being me totally ROCKS!  Maybe cuz I'm such a damn DING DONG half the time!  My life is so random!

So I'm sitting at my local Target Café wolfing down popcorn with my kid when I accidentally miss my mouth and drop said salty goodness down my shirt!  Not like down to my belly button or noffin... just kinda between my boobs!

No big right?!  Wrong!

It would seem as though...

1) looking down one's T in a public place to retrieve snacks
2) eating the rescued treats like it's no big deal NOT ACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR!  LMAO

Who knew?!!!

I know this now cuz the man sittin at the table across from me SPAT out soda while his colleagues smirked at me all flirty faced!!!

Oops!!!  Got it, BAD MANNERS!  

But oddly enough, this faux pas got me thinkin...  
I really DO live in a funtime bubble!  (AKA Superchickland!!!)  While some might have been mortified, I burst out laughing, shook my head and smiled!  Who cares!!!

Cuz come on,  it was totally FUNNY!!!
Or maybe... readjusting the girls after the fact is what caused such a stir?!  (wink)

 I thought I had class... I don't!

kiss kiss


Ebony of Sparkling Events & Designs, LLC. said...

Can I come to superchickland? I need a break! FUNNY!


Kristy {the purple pug} said...

Superchicks eat popcorn in Target in the morning? Writing that down..LOLLLLLLL

Genevieve Le Bel said...

lmaooooooo We do when we're craving salt! ;-)

LaToya said...

Your posts are so funny!

Stephanie Faris said...

Hey, I say if you drop popcorn down your shirt you have every right to retrieve it. I found you through SITS...your blog looks like a blast!

Lisa ~ The SweetTalk Shop said...

Thanks for the laugh, I'm sure you made those guys day!!
I'm just wondering? Are you an Aries? My BFF, Cousin and youngest son are and I swear they keep me in stitches with everything that comes out of their mouthes.

JC's Loft said...

hahahahaha...I'm laughing out loud and had to explain to my husband what I am laughing at...he apparently doesn't find it as funny as I LOL Maybe it's a guy thing?!


Bird said...

YOU ROCK!! I would have done the same thang...reach down and scoff the LOT!! :D

Way to super chicks! Manners or no manners! LOL


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